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BOO-TIFUL SINS! Hat

Description: Ghostly love and mischievous spirits, where the afterlife gets a little naughty. Perfect for those who embrace the dark side of romance and can't resist a haunting good time.

Tags: boyfriend, couple, funny gift, funny quote, ghost
Legacy of the Dead Hat

Description: Echoes from the past, secrets buried deep; where the legacy of the dead lives on in whispers from the tomb.

Tags: ancient egypt, ankh, anubis, christian, egypt
Game Mode Hat

Description: Engage the grind; focus, fire, and everything it takes to win. No distractions, just pure game mode.

Tags: cute, funny, game, gamer apparel, gamer clothes
Grind & Shine Hat

Description: Hustle hard, shine harder, success tastes better with a little sweat and grit.

Tags: business, crypto, entrepreneur, hustle, hustle and grind
Live Forever Hat

Description: A timeless moment of love and connection, where two souls find eternity in each other's embrace. Perfect for those who believe in lasting bonds and the beauty of shared moments.

Tags: alternative rock, band, british, britpop, england
Obsequey Hat

Description: The final stroke in the canvas of existence. When creativity fades, only silence remains.

Tags: artist, arts, band, celebrity, marilyn
Voodoo Child Hat

Description: A mysterious and dark creation, where the strings of fate are pulled by a voodoo puppet in eerie control. Perfect for those who embrace the power of manipulation and the mystique of the supernatural.

Tags: fantasy, ghost, godsmack, jimi hendrix art, magic
Memento Mori Hat

Description: Embrace the inevitable; life’s fleeting, but destiny’s rhythm is yours to follow. Dance through the darkness with purpose.

Tags: death, destiny, epictetus, marcus aurelius, mementomori
Cupid is Dead Hat

Description: Love’s a lie, and Cupid’s retired; welcome to the Broken Hearts Society.

Tags: halloween, heart, horror, love, romantic
Unforgiven Hat

Description: A journey of regret, where redemption is a distant echo. Bound by the past, forever seeking freedom.

Tags: band, dark, metal, metallica fanatics, metallica fans
Sacrilegious Hat

Description: A bold tribute to the iconic and controversial, where rebellion meets rock and roll. Perfect for those who embrace the dark side of fame and love to challenge the norms.

Tags: band, black metal, death metal, goth, gothic
The Last Shitshow Hat

Description: The Last Shitshow - One Way Trip to the Underworld When life’s a mess, might as well dive in headfirst. Hands clawing their way out of the toilet - this is your last ride to the underworld. Add it to your cart before it all gets flushed away. 💀🚽

Tags: funny, funny gift, funny quote, funny saying, funny slogan
Hardwired Hat

Description: Programmed for chaos, built to burn.

Tags: band, black metal, death metal, electric guitar, guitar lover
Blood, Milk & Sky Hat

Description: A haunting blend of the surreal and the macabre, Blood, Milk & Sky drips with mystery and allure, capturing the essence of darkness wrapped in a dreamlike haze.

Tags: captain spaulding, devils rejects, halloween, heavy metal, horror
Not Today Satan! Hat

Description: Doors locked, soul secured, try again never, Satan.

Tags: evil, funny, funny gift, funny quote, funnytee
Dystopia Hat

Description: A world in chaos, where hope is a fading light. Embrace the collapse, for the future is already written in the ruins.

Tags: dystopia, metal, rock
Rat Race Hat

Description: You got the horse race You got the dog race You got the human race But this is a rat race Rat race

Tags: bob marley one love, bob marley reggae, bob marley song, jamaica, jamaican
The Evil Has Landed Hat

Description: El diablo: The Evil Has Landed

Tags: band, demon, devil, evil, horror
From the Satanic Perspective Hat

Description: Ave Satanas

Tags: black, demon, devil, fun, funny devil
Made In the USA Hat

Description: Crafted with chaos and creativity; 100% human-made, straight from the heart of the USA.

Tags: 4th of july, america, american, american flag, american roots
ENDLESS PUSSYBILITIES Hat

Description: Endless options, zero compromises.

Tags: animal, cat, cat lady, cat mom, cat owner
Hook, Line & Drinker Hat

Description: A playful nod to the art of reeling in both fish and drinks, where the party never ends. Perfect for those who love to cast their line and enjoy a cold one with a side of humor.

Tags: beer drinking team, beer gift, beer lover gifts, fish, fisherman
Skin O my teeth Hat

Description: Barely hanging on, Skin O’ My Teeth is a raw and relentless ode to survival, defiance, and the thin line between chaos and control.

Tags: anthrax, band, demon, devil, evil
SAVIOUR Hat

Description: Bold and iconic, Saviour! blends divine imagery with a rebellious edge, turning faith into a statement and devotion into attitude.

Tags: bible, christ, christian, christianity, faith
Idol Hat

Description: Bold and iconic, Saviour! blends divine imagery with a rebellious edge, turning faith into a statement and devotion into attitude.

Tags: atheism, atheist, atheist humor, death, devil

Idol Hat

$22.50

Make Art, Not War Hat

Description: Make Art, Not War

Tags: back to school, beautiful, cute, doodle, education
Thirteen Hat

Description: Thirteen - Product Of Vinland

Tags: 13, band, doom, goth, gothic
Paradise City Hat

Description: Paradise City

Tags: band, beach, metal, music, ocean
South Of heaven Hat

Description: South Of Heaven

Tags: demon, devil, dracula, evil, halloween
Refuse/Resist Hat

Description: Refuse/Resist: Chaos AD

Tags: anime, band, chaosad, japan, manga
Profit Of Doom Hat

Description: Profit Of Doom

Tags: apocalypse, band, doom, doomsday, goth
Bigger the Fupa, Tastier the Chalupa Hat

Description: Bigger the Fupa, Tastier the Chalupa

Tags: animal, animals, cat lover gifts, catshirt, cute
Orgasmatron Hat

Description: Dark and unrelenting, Orgasmatron drenches skulls in blood and power, embodying the raw force of domination, chaos, and unstoppable will.

Tags: demon, devil, evil, horror, metal
War Pigs Hat

Description: War Pigs: Day of Judgement

Tags: band, heavy metal, metal, music, musician
Tomorrow Belongs to Nobody Hat

Description: A stark reminder of life's fleeting nature, Tomorrow Belongs to Nobody embraces the spirit of Carpe Diem, urging you to seize the moment before it slips away.

Tags: horror, inspirational, motivational, scary, seize the day
People are Strange Hat

Description: A dark and intriguing look at the oddities of life, where the strange becomes the norm. Perfect for those who revel in the weird and wonderful, embracing the unsettling beauty of the unknown.

Tags: anxiety, anxious, band, depression, doors

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