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Kids Hoodies

Unsafe Kids Hoodie

Description: Danger isn't a warning, it’s a way of life. Step closer if you dare.

Tags: antichrist, classic, goth, gothic, marilyn manson
SOLVE COAGULA Kids Hoodie

Description: Some whispers teach you things you shouldn’t know, like how to break and fix what you never wanted to touch 🔮💀 .

Tags: alchemy, alchemyart, arcane, dark arts, esoteric
FAMILY TREE Kids Hoodie

Description: A dark, twisted take on lineage, where the roots of family grow deep into the macabre. Perfect for those who embrace their heritage, no matter how grim or gritty it may be.

Tags: ancestry, family, family reunion, family tree gift, metal
ROULETTE Kids Hoodie

Description: A deadly game of chance where fate spins the barrel and luck decides the outcome. Perfect for those who live on the edge, embracing risk, rebellion, and the thrill of the unknown.

Tags: aerial, band, gambling, metal, music
Doomsday Kids Hoodie

Description: Step into the end of the world, where every moment feels like the final countdown.

Tags: apocalypse, demon, devil, doom, doom eternal
The Show Must Go On Kids Hoodie

Description: A relentless tribute to the spirit of music and life, where even the afterlife rocks on. Perfect for those who keep playing, no matter the storm or the seas they face.

Tags: band, bohemian rhapsody, chill, freddie mercury queen, guitarist
Come Out And Play Kids Hoodie

Description: Unleash the chaos and embrace the madness; it's time to break the rules and make some noise.

Tags: animal, cat, cats, cute, funny
Pure Massacre Kids Hoodie

Description: Unleashing raw power and relentless force; witness the carnage in its purest form.

Tags: alternative rock, band, grunge, indie rock, inspirational
Holy Shit Kids Hoodie

Description: Sacred and sassy; when the holy meets the filthy, even the unholy can find redemption.

Tags: christian, faith, funny, funny gift, funny quote
Sheep go to Heaven, Goats go to Hell Kids Hoodie

Description: A playful yet dark twist on destiny, where innocence and rebellion meet at the crossroads. Perfect for those who embrace their wild side and know where they belong in the great cosmic game.

Tags: alternative, band, cake, goat, goat lover
Love Is Suicide Kids Hoodie

Description: A dangerous game of passion and pain, where love leads to destruction. A deadly connection that pulls you in, only to tear you apart.

Tags: boyfriend, couple, girlfriend, heart, husband
Not my circus, Not my monkeys Kids Hoodie

Description: A perfect reminder to stay out of the chaos that isn’t yours to handle. For those who prefer to watch the madness unfold without getting tangled up in it.

Tags: adult, extrovert, funny, humor, intelligent
Mentally ill, but Totally Chill Kids Hoodie

Description: Why stress when you can just float around looking cool? Available now for those who know what's up. 🚀 Grab yours before the space-time continuum collapses. 🌠

Tags: 420, dark humor, feel good, humor, mary jane
Living Dead Kids Hoodie

Description: A relentless comeback; no matter how deep the grave, the living dead always rise with a vengeance.

Tags: daryl dixon, horror, night of the living dead, returnofthelivingdead, rick grimes
Dark Side of the Womb Kids Hoodie

Description: A twisted journey from birth to beyond. Embrace the shadows where life begins and darkness never ends.

Tags: band, dark, doom, goth, gothic
Indifference Kids Hoodie

Description: Indifference: Fading Echoes

Tags: apathetic, apathy, band, dont care, funny
BOO-TIFUL SINS! Kids Hoodie

Description: Ghostly love and mischievous spirits, where the afterlife gets a little naughty. Perfect for those who embrace the dark side of romance and can't resist a haunting good time.

Tags: boyfriend, couple, funny gift, funny quote, ghost
Grind & Shine Kids Hoodie

Description: Hustle hard, shine harder, success tastes better with a little sweat and grit.

Tags: business, crypto, entrepreneur, hustle, hustle and grind
Live Forever Kids Hoodie

Description: A timeless moment of love and connection, where two souls find eternity in each other's embrace. Perfect for those who believe in lasting bonds and the beauty of shared moments.

Tags: alternative rock, band, british, britpop, england
Obsequey Kids Hoodie

Description: The final stroke in the canvas of existence. When creativity fades, only silence remains.

Tags: artist, arts, band, celebrity, marilyn
Voodoo Child Kids Hoodie

Description: A mysterious and dark creation, where the strings of fate are pulled by a voodoo puppet in eerie control. Perfect for those who embrace the power of manipulation and the mystique of the supernatural.

Tags: fantasy, ghost, godsmack, jimi hendrix art, magic
Cupid is Dead Kids Hoodie

Description: Love’s a lie, and Cupid’s retired; welcome to the Broken Hearts Society.

Tags: halloween, heart, horror, love, romantic
Unforgiven Kids Hoodie

Description: A journey of regret, where redemption is a distant echo. Bound by the past, forever seeking freedom.

Tags: band, dark, metal, metallica fanatics, metallica fans
The Last Shitshow Kids Hoodie

Description: The Last Shitshow - One Way Trip to the Underworld When life’s a mess, might as well dive in headfirst. Hands clawing their way out of the toilet - this is your last ride to the underworld. Add it to your cart before it all gets flushed away. 💀🚽

Tags: funny, funny gift, funny quote, funny saying, funny slogan
Hardwired Kids Hoodie

Description: Programmed for chaos, built to burn.

Tags: band, black metal, death metal, electric guitar, guitar lover
Blood, Milk & Sky Kids Hoodie

Description: A haunting blend of the surreal and the macabre, Blood, Milk & Sky drips with mystery and allure, capturing the essence of darkness wrapped in a dreamlike haze.

Tags: captain spaulding, devils rejects, halloween, heavy metal, horror
Not Today Satan! Kids Hoodie

Description: Doors locked, soul secured, try again never, Satan.

Tags: evil, funny, funny gift, funny quote, funnytee
Dystopia Kids Hoodie

Description: A world in chaos, where hope is a fading light. Embrace the collapse, for the future is already written in the ruins.

Tags: dystopia, metal, rock
Rat Race Kids Hoodie

Description: You got the horse race You got the dog race You got the human race But this is a rat race Rat race

Tags: bob marley one love, bob marley reggae, bob marley song, jamaica, jamaican
The Evil Has Landed Kids Hoodie

Description: El diablo: The Evil Has Landed

Tags: band, demon, devil, evil, horror
From the Satanic Perspective Kids Hoodie

Description: Ave Satanas

Tags: black, demon, devil, fun, funny devil
ENDLESS PUSSYBILITIES Kids Hoodie

Description: Endless options, zero compromises.

Tags: animal, cat, cat lady, cat mom, cat owner
Hook, Line & Drinker Kids Hoodie

Description: A playful nod to the art of reeling in both fish and drinks, where the party never ends. Perfect for those who love to cast their line and enjoy a cold one with a side of humor.

Tags: beer drinking team, beer gift, beer lover gifts, fish, fisherman
Skin O my teeth Kids Hoodie

Description: Barely hanging on, Skin O’ My Teeth is a raw and relentless ode to survival, defiance, and the thin line between chaos and control.

Tags: anthrax, band, demon, devil, evil
Idol Kids Hoodie

Description: Bold and iconic, Saviour! blends divine imagery with a rebellious edge, turning faith into a statement and devotion into attitude.

Tags: atheism, atheist, atheist humor, death, devil
Make Art, Not War Kids Hoodie

Description: Make Art, Not War

Tags: back to school, beautiful, cute, doodle, education

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