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EVERYTHING DIES T-Shirt

Description: Inspired by Type O Negative’s "Hey Pete" from The Origin of the Feces - "Hey Peter, where you going with that axe in your hand?" "Cause when you trust someone, illusion has begun" - a razor-sharp nod to betrayal. A tribute to Peter Steele’s gothic wit & legacy - not feeling too positive? Add this to your cart for Pete!! 🖤💚

Tags: axe, black metal, cheating, cheating death, dark humor
BAD DECISION T-Shirt

Description: A tribute to every reckless choice and wild regret, because life’s more fun with a little chaos. Perfect for those who own their mistakes and laugh in the face of consequences.

Tags: bad, bad choices, bad decisions, bad decisions make good stories, best friends
NORMAL SUCKS! T-Shirt

Description: Somewhere, a scientist is losing sleep over this, questioning everything they know. Add to cart and ensure they never rest again.

Tags: bored, boredom, funny, funnytee, humor
MAKE LOVE, NOT WAR T-Shirt

Description: Inspired by A Perfect Circle’s '(What’s So Funny ’Bout) Peace, Love, and Understanding,' this design offers a sugar-coated twist on chaos. In a world rife with anger and fear, sometimes all you need is a touch of love and a dash of hope. ☮️❤️👅🍆🍑💦

Tags: a perfect circle, against war, anti war, hippie, love
Public Enemy T-Shirt

Description: A bold and rebellious statement, where chaos is the ultimate weapon, and rules are meant to be broken. Perfect for those who live life on their own terms, embracing the thrill of defiance and the power of disruption.

Tags: black power, fight the power, gangsta rap, gangster, gangster rap
SHADOWS IN THE DEEP T-Shirt

Description: A dive into the unknown, where darkness lingers and mysteries unfold. Perfect for those who embrace the eerie, the unseen, and the depths of the abyss.

Tags: band, black metal, heavy metal, horror, metal
Lycanthropy T-Shirt

Description: Embrace the beast within and the chaos that comes with it. No rules, no chains, just freedom in the form of fur and fangs. Add it to your cart before the full moon fades.

Tags: death metal, halloween, horror, lycan, lycanthrope
LET'S START A CULT T-Shirt

Description: Join the cutest cult around - chaos, trash, and adorable devotion included!

Tags: animal lover, animal lover gifts, animal meme, animals lover, cat lover
TOXICITY T-Shirt

Description: A raw reflection of the poison that seeps into life, relationships, and minds. Perfect for those who aren't afraid to call out the toxic and embrace the chaos that comes with it.

Tags: band, chop suey, metal, music, music is life

TOXICITY

$22.00

Frozen Moments Between Life and Death T-Shirt

Description: A haunting reflection on the delicate balance between existence and the inevitable. For those who find beauty in the stillness of time and the tension of life’s fragile edge.

Tags: artslaves, band, black metal, death metal lover, heavy metal
Anti-Christ Superstar T-Shirt

Description: A bold declaration of rebellion and power, embracing the dark side with unapologetic confidence. Perfect for those who walk their own path, defying the norm and celebrating chaos.

Tags: antichrist, antichrist album superstar, antichrist albums superstar, antichristian, goth
THIR13TEEN T-Shirt

Description: A nod to my cousins and the legend who raised them. Inspired by Type O’s “13” & Danzig’s “13”, but with a little extra bite ; the kind that makes you smile and cringe at the same time. The idea hit during a visit, watching her cat strut around like a rock star.

Tags: 13, 13th, 13th birthday, black cat, danzig
RAINING BLOOD T-Shirt

Description: By the blood of the heavens, no sins shall rise! Tonight, the only thing raining down is chaos, and the tuna box is officially out of service. Add it to your cart before the floodgates open.

Tags: blood, funny, funnytee, humor, kerry king
See No Evil T-Shirt

Description: A bold statement of ignorance, defiance, and strength, embracing the power of selective vision. Perfect for those who choose to turn away from the darkness and live life on their own terms.

Tags: bloody, cute gifts, funny gift, funny quote, hear no evil
Maggot Brain T-Shirt

Description: Inspired by the legendary Funkadelic album, this tee channels the cosmic vibes of 'Maggot Brain.' Let your mind soar through the funkadelic universe, embracing the groove and soul of 1971. It's more than a shirt; it's a trip into the heart of psychedelic funk.

Tags: 70s, bootsy, funk, funky, metal
Electric Head T-Shirt

Description: A chaotic fusion of pleasure and pain, where the mind sparks and the body burns. Perfect for those who live in the thrill of extremes, embracing the highs and lows of life's electric pulse.

Tags: captain spaulding, devils rejects, halloween, horror, house of 1000 corpses
Rocket Queen T-Shirt

Description: A wild blend of rock ‘n roll chaos and untamed spirit, celebrating the fierce and the bold. Perfect for those who live fast, love hard, and always keep the fire burning.

Tags: axl, axl rose, band, gun, guns
Refuse/Resist T-Shirt

Description: A statement of defiance and strength, standing firm against control and rising against the tide. Perfect for those who live by their own rules and never back down.

Tags: anti trump, donald trump, freedom, freedom of speech, love
Mr Self Destruct T-Shirt

Description: A chilling reminder of the inner chaos and the destructive thoughts that echo in your mind. Perfect for those who embrace the darkness within and are never afraid to face their own demons.

Tags: band, electric guitar, guitar lover, guitar player, metal
Children Of the Grave T-Shirt

Description: A tribute to the fearless and the rebellious, those who rise from the shadows and challenge the world. Perfect for those who live on the edge, embracing the darker side of life with unwavering strength.

Tags: band, british, children of the grave, england, heavy metal
Rooster T-Shirt

Description: A symbol of resilience and defiance, rising above every challenge with strength and grit. Perfect for those who face adversity head-on and refuse to back down.

Tags: 80s, 90s, alice in chains musical group, cobain, grunge

Rooster

$22.00

Open Your Eyes T-Shirt

Description: A captivating and eerie design, where multiple eyes and horns reveal a deeper, darker truth. Perfect for those who dare to see beyond the surface and embrace the power of seeing the world from a unique, unsettling perspective.

Tags: eyes, funny, funny gift, funny quote, funny sarcasm
QUESTION EVERYTHING! T-Shirt

Description: Stand tall, fight back, because every act of resistance sparks a new beginning.

Tags: band, metal, minimal, music, musician
Chop Suey! T-Shirt

Description: Chop Suey!

Tags: band, death, halloween, horror, metal
UPRISING T-Shirt

Description: A fierce and rebellious fusion of street style and feline attitude, where paws meet power on four wheels. Perfect for those who embrace the grind, with a dash of gold and a whole lot of swagger.

Tags: cats, cats love, funny slogan, funnytee, humor

UPRISING

$22.00

DAWN OF THE DEAD T-Shirt

Description: Rising through the ashes, standing tall, some legends never back down.

Tags: alternative, alternative rock music, band, farm, grunge
Come Out and Play T-Shirt

Description: Innocence meets menace in the most unexpected way, this teddy bear’s ready for more than just cuddles. Playtime’s over, and the game has taken a dangerous turn.

Tags: band, bear, funny, metal, metalhead
All Seeing Hand T-Shirt

Description: A symbol of power and insight, seeing beyond the veil, guiding through the chaos with a watchful eye.

Tags: all seeing eye pyramid, conspiracy, evil eye, eye, eyeball
PSYCHO T-Shirt

Description: A haunting stare that chills to the bone, embodying the twisted and the undead. Perfect for those who embrace their darker side and love to explore the macabre.

Tags: band, horror, metal, metalhead, music

PSYCHO

$22.00

Let's get Evil T-Shirt

Description: A mischievous twist on chaos, where the extra eyes see all and the cat's up to no good. Perfect for those who embrace their darker side and are ready to stir up some trouble with a purr.

Tags: animal, cat, cat gifts, cat love, cat mom
Burnout T-Shirt

Description: Running on fumes, fueled by chaos, and too far gone to hit the brakes.

Tags: bodybuilding, burnouts, exercise, fitness, gym

Burnout

$22.00

Nope, not today, bruh T-Shirt

Description: A laid-back attitude with a dose of humor, where even the dog knows when to call it quits. Perfect for those who need a break and aren’t afraid to show it, embracing the chill vibes of doing absolutely nothing.

Tags: dog lover, dogs, funny, lazy, lazy day
Crown Of Worms T-Shirt

Description: A symbol of decay and dominance, where corruption and power intertwine. Perfect for those who embrace the darkness, rule the ruins, and wear their madness like a crown.

Tags: band, crown of worms, metal, metalhead, metallica
Anti-Christ Superstar T-Shirt

Description: Born to challenge, destined to provoke, walking the line between sinner and savior, rising above it all.

Tags: antichrist, antichrist albums superstar, celebrity, devil, goth
FAMILY TREE T-Shirt

Description: A dark, twisted take on lineage, where the roots of family grow deep into the macabre. Perfect for those who embrace their heritage, no matter how grim or gritty it may be.

Tags: ancestry, family, family reunion, family tree gift, metal
Seven Nation Army T-Shirt

Description: A tribute to the unstoppable spirit that echoes through time, where legends live on and resistance is eternal. Perfect for those who refuse to be forgotten and keep fighting, no matter the odds.

Tags: band, black, garage rock, jack white, metal

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